Total Medals Earned: 913 (From 176 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,095 Points
Medals Earned: 6/9 (30/60 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/14 (35/260 points)
killed by spearmen
drop from 5 meters height
kill 30 chickens
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
killed by an explosion
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Medals Earned: 11/17 (300/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 3/13 (20/350 points)
Reach Level 5.
Complete Act 1.
Complete Act 2.
Reach Level 10.
Complete Act 3.
Complete Act 4.
Reach Level 25.
Reach Level 50.
Medals Earned: 11/12 (400/500 points)
Defeat Team Henchmen.
Defeat Team Armormen.
Defeat Team Armor-X-men.
Defeat Team Gunslingermen.
Defeat Team Maskedmen.
Defeat Team Swordsmen.
Defeat Team Snipermen.
Defeat Team Goldmen.
Defeat Team Epicmen.
Defeat Team Jedimen.
Defeat all 10 teams.
Reach Level 20.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 15/20 (205/455 points)
It's time to learn some tricks
Team: step back then protect front line
Dominate! This is your only salvation
Cut! In the right place, at the right time
Master the craft of war
What a huge life form!
Your enemies - are enemies to each other
Get out of my corner
Try walking in their shoes
Is this place safe to hide forever?
Escape
Quick Victory: finish with him as soon as possible
This should be easy
Neutral wall
Between the devil and the deep blue sea
Run as fast as you can
Quick team trick
Behind the wall
Predator is the top life form - become him!
They have no chance to survive...
Medals Earned: 2/5 (200/500 points)
Complete the main game.
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
Buy all of the upgrades.
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.